My nose is my nemesis

Nobody ever mentions the super human smell that you develop when preggers. If this is my new (heh as if i have an "old" one) super human power, I would like to return it. No thanks, return to sender. I somehow not only smell everything I don't like (i.e things that make me want to puke) but I also RETAIN memories of smells I ESPECIALLY can't stand. Like this weekend, we had bacon for breakfast 2 mornings in a row. And I SWEAR there was a cloud of bacon smell following me the ENTIRE weekend. And I SWEAR I washed everything that could possibly reak of bacon and STILL I would smell it. I would be in bed, smelling the pillow, comforter, my clothes and smell nothing. Then I would smell the air in front of me and fraking SMELL the AWFUL smell of bacon grease. And you think, bacon smell = bad? What the frak is wrong with you? And I say, I ask myself that very same question. And can you guess what my genius answer is? It's coz I'm fraking preggers! The weirdness continues! I just wish I would start showing already so I don't just feel pregnant, at least I'd finally look it. I'm freaking weird, I know.