crap and vomit

*warning: don't read this if you have a sensitive stomach*

short post (as if ang haba nang mga posts ko, no?) coz i just have to record the fact that i had a genuine crap and vomit dream last night. no not me crapping and vomiting in the dream, dum dum. remembering telling or sharing the fact that my class was full of crappers and vomiters. i distinctly remember saying in the dream (as i was cleaning the ass of one of my students, which actually does happen from time to time in real life, lol), " man, every single freakin' day, if its not crap, its vomit. my class is full of crappers and vomiters." i even remember smelling the crap of the student whose ass i was cleaning. i seriously don't ever remember smelling ANYthing in my dreams. and i think this dream is hilarious. weird no? and doubly weird that i didn't say shit instead of crap. emmy, i think Crap and Vomit should be added to my own imaginary list of imaginary rock bands.

actually i don't think this dream will be as hilarious when i have my new class next september. one of the students i'll be getting is known to crap in his pants ON PURPOSE 3 to 4 times a day when he doesn't get is way. at least i don't have any known vomiters coming to me, although, you never know. it kinda gives new meaning to the phrase, "same shit, different day."

LOL.